The Tray Table - God's Greatest Gift?

Look up tray table in google images and you will be presented with 3.94 million results. The tray table is part of the top ten creations of all time. First of all, let's list the things that you can't do with a tray table:
1. eat it
2. make it walk your dog
3. do your taxes
4. go to work for you
5. shoot a gun

Here are things that the tray table can do:
1. hold up speakers or your house
2. allow you to setup a second tv in your living room
3. you can sleep on it
4. holds mass amounts of garbage
5. end world hunger

Now, it's obvious that the second list is way more amazing than the second list. I'm tired of tray tables not getting their due. Without tray tables, there would be no tv dinners, there would be no way to live without buying expensive tables, you would not be able to maximize your tv viewing each night, and the list goes on.

What would make me happy? Go to Target, pick up a set of tray tables, bring them home and set them up. The ROI is unbelievable. Trust me.